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Remedy : Lady Finger for Diabetes

Note: This is a mail which I have received from a friend and do not know any one who has tried the following remedy. Though you will learn, it is not harmful,

Please note that another name for Lady Finger (Bhindi ) is ” OKRA “.

Take two pieces of Lady Finger (Bhindi) and remove/cut both ends of each
piece. Also put a small cut in the middle and put these two pieces in
glass of water. Cover the glass and keep it at room temperature during
night. Early morning, before breakfast simply remove two pieces of lady
finger (bhindi) from the glass and drink that water.

Keep doing it on daily basis.

Within two weeks, you will see remarkable results in reduction of your
SUGAR.

A lady has got rid of her diabetes. She was on Insulin for a few
years, but after taking the lady fingers every morning for a few months,
she has stopped Insulin but continues to take the lady fingers every
day. But she chops the lady fingers into fine pieces in the night, adds
the water and drinks it all up the next morning.

Please. try it as it
will not do you any harm even if it does not do much good to you, but U
have to keep taking it for a few months before U see results, as most
cases might be chronic.

Coke: The Sperm Killer

Spermicide Coke, Fertile Strippers Scoop Ig Nobel Awards!

London, Oct 3 (ANI): Studies that suggested sodas such as Coke and Pepsi kill sperms and exotic lap dancers make more money when they are at peak fertility have been awarded the 2008 Ig Nobel prize.

In 1980s, when researcher Deborah Anderson of Harvard Medical School’s birth- control laboratory discovered that “Coca Cola douches” were being used as a type of contraception at the all-girl Catholic boarding school she had attended in Puerto Rico, she decided to test it.

For the study, Anderson, medical student Sharee Umpierre and gynaecologist, Joe Hill mixed four different types of Coke with sperm in test tubes.

A minute later, they found that all sperm were dead in the Diet Coke, however, 41pct were still swimming in the just-introduced New Coke.

“Coca-Cola douches had become a part of contraceptive folklore during the 1950s and 1960s, when other birth-control methods were hard to come by,” New Scientist quoted Anderson, as saying.

“It was believed that the carbonic acid in Coke killed sperm, and the method came with its own ’shake and shoot applicator’” - the classic Coke bottle,” she added.

Another study, led by University of New Mexico psychologists proposing that lap dancers earn more money when they are at peak fertility also won the award.

During the research, psychologists Geoffrey Miller, Joshua Tybur and Brent Jordan asked women working as lap dancers to report their nightly tips, and whether they were on hormonal contraceptives or menstruating naturally.

The two groups of women received similar tips when they were in non-fertile parts of their cycle, but when the naturally menstruating women reached their fertile days, the researchers found, they earned significantly more.

A Brazilian study led by Astolfo Araujo of the University of Sao Paulo and Jose Marcelino of Sao Paolo’s Department of Historical Heritage on armadillos, the burrowing animals, which showed that the pesky creatures can move the artifacts in archaeological dig sites up, down and even laterally by several meters as they dig also won the prestigious alternative prize.

Another experiment with huge implications for health policy won the Ig Nobel medicine prize for Dan Ariely of Duke University in North Carolina.

He gave two groups of volunteers identical placebos masquerading as painkillers, telling one group the pills cost 2.50 dollars each and the other that the pills had been discounted to 10 cents each.

The volunteers didn’t pay for the pills, but those who took the “more costly” fake medicine felt less pain from electric shocks than those who took the cheap fakes

This showed that price affects people’s expectations and thus their response to medicine, Ariely says - the more expensive the pill, the more relief they expect.

These awards, presented at Harvard University, are organised by the humorous scientific journal the Annals of Improbable Research for research achievements “that make people laugh - then think”. (ANI)

finally, alhamdulillah my own web site is born today. this website called www.khalelhassan.com is currently operating under the brand kaotic studio. this is my petchild project. i did everything on my own.

because i am new to this business, i am actually still in the process of learning. there are a lot of improvement to be done and alot more for me to learn and study. well slowly i am crawling and hopefully in the near future i will be able to fully run the web site.

We tend to call a person as hypocrite when he or she says something and/or do or meant another. the word itself sound so lite as it is a joke or there is nothing wrong for telling lie or do something that not according to our principle.

Tapi mari kita cuba translatekan perkataan hipokrit tu ke dalam bahasa malaysia… aku telah cuba selidik dan perkataan yang paling sesuai di padankan dengan perkataan hipokrit ialah perkataan munafik.

Munafik ialah perkataan yang sangat tepat jika diucapkan kepada seorang yang berbohong atau melakukan perkara yang bertentangan dengan kata-katanya sendiri. tetapi jika dibandingkan dengan perkataan hipokrit… darjah perbezaannya adalah sangat besar. hipokrit hukumannya hanya sekadar gelak atau sumpah nakal. manakala munafik pula hukumannya adalah boleh mencapai sehingga hukum bunuh. bermaksud  bahawa islam memandang tinggi terhadap perbuatan menipu atau memungkiri janji…

tidak salah rasanya jika kita tidak mahu melakukan sesuatu perkara maka jika patut saja menyatakan tidak. pesan nabi muhammad "katalah perkara yang benar walaupun ia pahit…" maka itu adalah lebih baik dari menipu. menipu boleh memberikan impak yang amat besar terhadap diri dan masyarakat.

sesetengah orang menganggap menipu sebagai perkara sunat. kononnya untuk menyelamatkan sesuatu keadaan. tapi darjah pesongan penipuan adalah sangat besar. satu penipuan yang kecil akan memesongkan sesuatu cerita dan fakta ke jurang yang lebih besar. dan kesannya juga walau mengambil masa yang sedikit lama, lama kelamaan akan bertambah besar. teringat aku kepada pepatah yang selalu cikgu sebut semasa sekolah rendah dulu… siakap senohong gelama ikan duri, bercakap bohong lama-lama mencuri.

adakah berbohong atau sifat munafik itu bersifat keturunan? sesetengah kes yang aku jumpa selalunya begitu. jika si ibu yang suka berbohong atau mereka-reka cerita, si anak juga akan turut mewarisi tabiat yang sama. adakah ini bermakna sifat itu tertanam di dalam DNA mereka secara turun temurun? rasanya tidak. hal ini berkait rapat dengan psikologi persekitaran semata. si anak mungkin cenderung untuk berbohong jika selalu terdedah dengan cara si ibu berbohong apabila keadaan terdesak. mungkin cara itu digunakan dalam keadaan yang panik, dengan harapan agar keadaan dapat diselamatkan. namun bak kata orang tikus membaiki labu. digigit labu supaya labu stabil tapi berakhir dengan labu jadi bocor. akhirnya tikus labu karam dan tikus mati lemas.

jadi mulai hari ini jika terdengar sebarang ucapan bohong, sepatutnya kita panggil dia munafik instead of hypocrite. let’s hope that it will teach the person that telling lie is not going to save any situation. it will just make it worse and worse.

kata-kata kat atas tu adalah sekadar peringatan kepada diriku sendiri dan juga renungan untuk kawan-kawan lain. setiap perkataan tidak bermaksud untuk mengata sesiapa bah kan langsung tidak ada kena mengena dengan sesiapa pun samada yang hidup atau yang telah meninggal dunia.

nak juga aku sebut tentang satu ayat yang diucapkan seorang kawan kepada ku awal hari ini. katanya "you must be one great guy because only a great guy would be tested over and over gain…" kata-kata itu memberikan aku semangat dikala aku kehilangan punca. aku tersangat ingin membuat ulasan ka atas kata-kata itu. mungkin dikesempatan yang lain akan aku elaborate kata-kata itu.

sekarang ni pun dah pukul 1245 pagi… ngantuk nak tidur la… esok keje… baru tadi aku duk gaduh online ngan jiran rumah atas aku… rupa-rupanya rumah dia takde air… seharian tak mandi la tu kot…. ada bau cam cik kam sikit… nak kena komplen ngan KB (ketua blok) ni… ada gangguan bau, hehehe… masalah air tu biarlah dia sendiri yang komplen kat KB (sekarang ni kuartes ILPKK dah ada sistem baru, SISTEM PENGHULU BERPERLEMBAGAAN).

pemandangan jeti di bawah jambatan mengkabong, tuaran sabah.

jambatan mengkabong, tuaran sabah.

What the…? i dont know… i guess that topic is running around in my head for the past few days… hey, dont get me wrong ok? i’m not at the junction… i am already through with my identity crisis and i have set my orientation long ago and i am living it proudly…

A very good friend of mine sent me an email early in the week, it is about a couple of navy guy who basically fought for our nation. both are a very religious, and seems to be a very honest people. and they are the guys that we put in our front line to protect us. but the truth is that there are nothing ‘front’ about them(heheh)… having an identity crisis at the older age? there must be something wrong somewhere… they are a very highly educated persons… they have been taught more then others in the country… and still they couldnt sense anything wrong in what they are doing??

And i also have my face slapped this week… on the net, in front of millions of people in the world?? well  i believe there is also something wrong somewhere with me too,huh? yup… after a slap and another slap… over and over again…. still i dont learn anything from it… still i would be the most faithful guy in the world? argh.. come on… wake up!!

And… no! i am not going to have my orientation reviewed… peoples are clapping their hands behind ours… let them… it is ok, never mind them… you on the other hand should stay focus on what you believe…  winning is not always about being on top of others…. sometimes you are winning even when you are lying dirt on the floor…

"Gems are coming from the dirts and glass are made on the cleaner table…"

Then i realize that the common thing between that story with mine is… both are published on the net for the whole world to view. but as always a marketing manager would say… "bad story is a good publicity…" heheh… might be… but i am not trying to promote anything here…. just sharing some thought…

i am entering a new interest…  as for now i have a new camera having a snap here and there… yeah… i think people might see me as a camera freek… not going anywhere without my camera… hehehe… but the truth is that i have a long future plan for it…

i am actually building my own web site… i am gathering some ideas and infos… i have a small world… and i would like to tell it to everyone… last week (as always… sigh…) i was having a mix emo week… again… i had a friend mad at me and she is sulking on me… another one is stabbing me at my back… (i would prefer to say this one as the kiss of a poison ivy…) but please dont anticipate anything… she asked for it… i gave it because i believed it was for LOVE… but i guess i am a fool again.. (suddenly i hear the westlife song… I AM A FOOL AGAIN… heheh). I guess last week was a frustrating week for those who has been waiting for my answer… i want to be fair to all… but i cant say no because that would not be me… but i also could not say yes because it would be wrong… you know what, i am a positive guy… for me past is past… i already  put everything behind now… but i guess the hardest part of being me is that I COULD NOT BE HEALED EASILY… once i am broken, the wound stays… forever… but still not to worry… i dont keep grudge inside me… i was designed to listen, to feel, to experience and not to think of it at all… and now i just realize that not to think at all making me forgetting everything… and that is why i keep forgetting things… i guess every medicine has side effect, huh..??

want to know something funny (about me.. hheh)?? sorry to disappoint you with my story…  basically if you guys know or meet me… i am the kind of guy that would be said as should not have problem at all… well, i should not..! because i have everything, my believe, my family… my job… education… i have my genie… i amindependent… i can make my own decision… basically i have everything a man could ever asked for… but still i cant think straight…

i remember one of my architect bosses used to say to me… "you are a great lover.."(actually he phrased it in malay - Pencinta Agung)
and he was referring me as the same degrees as Romeo in the Shake Spear’s Romeo And Juliet… hehhe… and believe me he was not complementing me at all… it was sinical and meant to tell me that the characteristics did not match me at all…  well working inside a design team… you have to be "bebal and sengal", otherwise you are not going to survive… and in the end i realize that the consequences is highly paid by me… tha price of being stubborn is that you will live the rest of your life according to what ever you believe you are… if you think that you a super macho guy… and proud of it, then you will live with it while back at reality you might be called as POYO!

that does not sound like me at all (hohohh… you see??!!) and i choose to be humble.. that’s the way i am and so happy living in it.

by the way… the original meaning of the word ‘gay’ is happy.

I went through the google just now… searching the words veni,vedi, vinci again… it turns out that it was not from alexander the great but it was actually the words of julius caesar.

The actual meanings of the old roman words are i came, i saw and i conquered. it might have been a little off translated by me… but the meaning is still right. it doesn’t affect my story a bit.

By the way, this few weeks have been really hectic for me. there were a lot of big or significant occasions occurred  in my life.  my  friendster  has achieved  the  100th friends (a big applause to dayah…) .  better  when it actually  exceeded the number. By the time i am writing this post the actual number currently  is 102 friends. and the hit number for my fs is reaching 100 views per week now.

it might not be a biggy thing for some, but it actually a big thing for me. i don’t really have enough time to spend on the fs. i also write  on my blog  occasionally, but  i think that i am doing ok with it…. (BTW i am not an IT man nor a full time system admin…)

also this week is the registration week for the new students. i am having a new babies (it seems like.. hehehe..) i am not sure yet but almost certainly they are the last batch of babies i would have… hmmm…. i am planning to make them the best regardless of anything…

also happened in my life (or rather happening..) this week is the BIG INTERSECTION. yeah… i am standing in the middle of it right now…(again). but i think this one is really big. considering the time frame (for the first  time  in life)  i am having, the big plan  i have in my head….  and the junction is getting clearer at every second.

i want to have all… i want to go to all directions… but i only have one body…(after all i am a mortal). as a human being i have to follow the rule set. i have to choose. i have to make a choice. and the choice made off course will determine the next destination i will be…

i believe i am heading straight. the course already set and it would be 12.00 o’clock. others are just junctions which i am passing by and i would have to ignore… (sigh) i don’t know… as always… i am alone in making decisions… i have no one to consult or to refer to… in other sense i am an adult.. i have to stand on my own.

wait for my next story.. it would be educational… hheheheh… no lah… not really… just as i promised… i want it to be more positive… i am currently working on some topics… i am preparing the drafts and when it all ready i will publish it on m’blog one  by one. see you guys  soon.

i am no saint at all but i am most certainly like to be the firST in everything. beside that, there are two more  STs  appear to  dominate  my life.

one is STubborn and the other one is STupid.

Past couple of weeks my emo had been mixing up. macam-macam perasaan yang bermain dalam kepala otak aku ni. macam-macam benda jugak la yang aku pikirkan. tak tahu mana satu dah yang patut jadi prioriti. takut jugak kalau-kalau aku terhambur keluar yang pelik-pelik. takut-takut akan ada yang akan terluka oleh mulutku ini.

Tapi benda yang aku cuba nak elakkan tu mungkin tak terelak. ada satu dua occasion yang aku memang takleh nak control. aku campak aje aku punya bom canon tu. aku pasti akan ada yang terasa hati dengan kata-kata aku. aku nak mintak maaf sesangat dengan kawan-kawan aku semua. aku tahu bahawa "tak boleh kontrol" atau kekecewaan tak boleh nak dijadikan alasan atau keterangan untuk melepaskan diri.

Ia sama sekali salah dan aku benar-benar menyesal berbuat begitu terhadap korang. itu bukan diri aku yang sebenar. mungkin korang ternampak ada monster kat muka aku time tu. semacam kena rasuk. sebetulnya aku bukan begitu. masa kecik-kecik dulu aku memang seorang spoiled brat(heheh). tapi aku dah lama berubah, dalam proses aku nak besar tu aku dah banyak belajar cara untuk survive sendiri jadi independent. ingat lagi kata-kata mak aku masa kecik-kecik dulu. masa aku kat atas kukuran (binatang yang digunakan untuk mengkukur kelapa) sambil aku duk kukur kelapa untuk mak masak tengah hari tu… kata mak " takde apa lagi yang boleh mak tinggalkan untuk Di, pelajaran sajalah harta yang paling berharga yang boleh mak wariskan untuk Di" (dulu aku sangat suka dengan nama tu,nama yang banyak beri kenangan… tapi sekarang aku dah tahu kenapa aku suka sangat dengan nama aku sekarang ni) atas sebab itulah jugak aku telah belajar untuk menjadi seorang yang positif. lagi pun aku nak tuntut "harta" yang memang milik aku tu… aku telah setkan goal aku. aku nak jadi apa yang aku nak jadi(sahaja).  nothing will  get in my way.  Bunyi cam autocratic jer kan… hakikatnya aku taklah sebegitu  keras sebenarnya.  setiap halangan yang  datang pasti akan aku  sambut dengan senyum dan  aku akan play along. sehinggalah salah satu (samada aku atau halangan tu) akan mengalah.

Tapi masalahnya dengan aku ialah aku tak pernah mengambil kira time factor. seolah-olah setiap tindakan aku tak mempunyai time frame. sebab tulah jugak dulu aku tak pernah ada jam tangan. hey… tapi aku tak penah mungkir janji tau… setiap appointment pasti akan aku hadiri tepat pada masanya. tapi sekarang ni sejak ada jam tangan aku ada gak la terkucil dengan masa aku… agaknya sebab aku terlalu dependent dengan jam tu…

Lain yang diajar masa aku dalam rekrut dulu. setiap langkah mesti dikira masa pergerakan. setiap tindakan mesti tepat. "masuk, tembak dan keluar" itu motto yang aku pegang dulu, macam motto iskandar zulkarnain "venni vedi venci" - i come i conquer i leave. semua tindakan itu memerlukan perancangan masa yang tepat. yang mana tak ada lagi dalam otak benak aku ni.(btw benak bagi kelantanese bermaksud bebal.. heheh)

Dan aku bercadang nak mengubah semua itu. apatah lagi memang jadi cita-cita aku sejak dulu nak menulis. aku nak berkongsi sesuatu yang positif dengan semua orang. banyak topik yang ada dalam kepala aku ni. topik yang aku kira menarik dan positif.

Walaupun bidang aku ialah travel,life journey, art dan architecture, tapi aku tak fikir yang semua tu ada banyak perbezaan dengan dunia kawan-kawan aku yang lain. mungkin ada sesuatu yang dapat diambil dari cebisan hidup kawan-kawan aku yang mungkin dapat aku jadikan pengajaran.

Aku mungkin tak begitu bernasib baik dalam satu dua area. tapi aku tahu ada benda yang aku sangat bagus dalam melakukannya. i used to fall again and again and again… but i also used to rise and rise and rise again… i know if i fall it means that i will rise again. itu yang penting tu. setiap kali kita jatuh bermakna kita akan bangkit semula. tidak akan ada kebangkitan tanpa adanya kejatuhan.   

Dua tiga hari lepas aku call mak kat kampung. banyak cerita kali ni. tapi aku dengar dia ceria jer… sihat la tu.. alhamdulillah. banyak pulak planning orang tua tu. macam-macam benda yang dia nak buat dan dah buat. aku yang kat sini jer cam tak tahu apa-apa. itulah yang berlaku selalunya. kalau ada apa-apa pasti semua orang cam takut-takut nak kasi tahu aku…

It turns out yang rupa-rupanya banyak benda yang aku tak tahu… diorang ni memang betul lah… nak jaga hati aku sampai taknak cakap apa-apa kat aku… sedang aku tak penah marah orang.. cakap jer lah.. aku tak kisah pun… mana yang aku boleh tolong aku tolong yang boleh aku ubah aku ubah.

Tapi yang pastinya tahun depan mak akan gi buat umrah… aku mungkin akan join mak kot… but from the other side of the world… heheh… kena kumpul duit lebih sikitlah nampak gayanya ni…. nak kena ikat perut… balik ke 48 lagilah aku nampak gayanya nanti. masa tu nanti barulah betul aku hidup dalam blues… heheh (rupanya dah lama aku tak senyum kan?! patutlah dimple aku tu pun dah makin cetek huhuhu)

Betul ker aku akan happy hidup sendiri? itu soklan yang mak bagi kat aku tu… tepet jer kena kat atas batu jemala patik ni KuBonda bagi… toingggg… tah la mungkin la kot… lagi pun aku pun bukannya ada harta benda nak diwariskan kat sesapa… aku sendiri pun dah terlalu tua dah nak berangan ala-ala prince charming… ada orang kata aku "tuo gogok"… tak salah orang tu… memang aku sedar semua tu… atas sebab tu aku atas dasar untuk kebahagiaan semua, aku akan buat hal sendiri mulai hari ni… composing my own path way… be my own team… shoot my own goal?? hehek.. giler ke aper nak shot gol sendiri…. ermm… sekali dah salah philosophy daa… tak maksudnya shoot the goal on my own… I WILL DO THAT.

kemarin gua keluar gi ronda2 kk. bukan apa… takde tujuan sebenarnya, saja nak layan blues. tetiba jer pulak datang blues. sebenarnya semalam aku patut buat benda lain. aku ada banyak projek yang nak kena siap urgent. borang untuk kelab fotografi kk belum antar lagi. design untuk rumah kak tini pun tak berapa nak siap lagi..heheh… kak tini dah tak sabar nak tgk rumah dia… aku pulak boleh buat donno… heheh.. tolol betul aku ni kan?? aku pun dah pandai berkelakuan tolol dah sekarang ni…

pagi tadi bangun aku memang dah bersemangat nak siap sumer keje aku tu… aku dah basuh separuh bakul laundry aku… kemas dapur aku sikit-sikit… sepak-sepak kain baju yang bersepah tak terlipat lagi tu…(sigh…. tak larat dah aku nak tengok korang… sori baju-bajuku.. aku sayang korang sumer sebenarnya..) sebenarnya aku bebulu tgk lubang kat tengah-tengah rumahku tu… dah bebulan dah kompalin kat unit pembangunan tapi takder action pun lagi… nampaknya aku terpaksa amik the matter at my own hands lah kalau camni gayanya… tengoklah nanti kalau tak runtuh rumah ni aku kerjakan…

back to the story… belum sempat abis awek jepun aku tu basuh baju aku… dapat pulak call… call yang aku hanya mampu jawab dengan "..Hmmm…". "the call yang aku tahu akan tiba juga. the best part was my prediction was accurate… the date was precisely as i anticipate… (ermmm cam bomoh la pulak…) and the call has triggered the blues… as the result i went out wondering in kk without any purpose… anything i saw just like seeing through an aquarium. macam melihat segala-galanya dalam akuarium… semuanya berenang-renang bebas tapi aku takleh nak sentuh… tak tahulah aku ker atau diorang yang dalam akuarium…nampak cam aku jer… aku rasa cam tak jejak kaki kat bumi… melayang-layang…

kesimpulannya aku hidup dalam blues seharian semalam… sumer keje tak jalan sebab duk layan blues… ari ni nak jumpa client tp design tak siap lagi… mampus aku kena tiau nanti… takleh jadi ni… aku kena bertindak cepat sebelum hidup aku musnah…

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